Good Times Were Had By All.............

Well, this past week and weekend was a blast! Let's see, Paula and I hung out and played poker at our "normal" hangout! I ran into some peeps I hung out with in high school and played catch up with them! It was great seeing all of them again! They are all great guys and we have hung out together since school but not that often! On Thursday, Horsey, Kim and her boy Jeff, myself and JC went to the improve~the show was definitely worth the $$$! The guy was absolutely funny and he is the co-author of "He's just not that into you" book! Note to self...........pick up the book! Oh yeah, pissed off the "Midget" and have not talked to him since.

On Friday, went to Down Under with a bunch of friends and closed that place down and then headed over the the usual "after midnight" place down the way. Ran into F*ckface Geno~of course, he was drunk and of course, he was talking all his normal shit of "I miss you" and "I want to be with you but, I'm scared" and so on and so forth! Anyway, that's not the funny part.........he called me after I left and when I was on the phone with him, he got pulled over! I decided that I would drive by and sure enough, there he was, standing outside the car walking the line! Once the cop put him in the car, I rolled up next to him and asked "Are you taking him to jail" and the cop said "uh, yes, who are you?" I said "his girlfriend"~WTF was I thinking? Anyway, the cop said that Gene wanted to talk to me so, I pulled my car over and got out and walked to the side of the car Gene was on and he asked if I would bail him out and told me to get his wallet and keys out of his car. Being the nice person that I am, I did that and then called my buddies to come meet me so I could drive his precious little hundred thousand dollar Mercedes back to his place so it would not get towed! Again~WTF was I thinking? I had no business stopping and I definitely had no business talking to a freaking cop! Anyway, luckily, during the course of all of this, my cousin (who is also a cop) pulled and stayed with me until the HP hauled his ass off to jail!

So, forward to the next morning, I get up at freaking 8 am (only after 3 hours of sleep) to get online and find a bail bonds place (never bailed anyone out of jail before) and find one~call the jail~he hasn't seen the judge yet~damnit, how long do I have to wait? Well, til 11am! He was slapped with a 3rd degree felony for DWI! Dumbass, didn't you learn your lesson the first TWO times? Anyway, go to pick him up and whatta ya know, his supposable "EX" wife is there too! She does not know me so, she had no clue who I was but, I knew it was her since THEIR son was with her! Okay, I promise, I am almost done...........go back to the BB place and return bond, he calls (I still have all his crap) tells her that they are going by his buddy Blake's house (asked me to leave everything in the mailbox), she doesn't believe him so, she calls my cell phone, I answer and she was shocked! Anyway, she tells me that they were working things out! Well, they WERE but when she found out about me and all the girls I told her about, they are not anymore! DAMNIT GENO~you really are as dumb as you look!

This post is from a while back.........update as of 02/15 to follow!

New Year...........New Beginning.......................

Okay, here's the deal.....if I dated you (or whatever you want to call it) in the year 2005.............you have been officially DELETED.........you have either caused too much drama, you are too needy, you are too flightly, you are not even divorced, you are recently divorced, you are still hung up on baby's mama (or just your ex) OR you cannot decide on whether or not you want to date me OR scared of something turning into a relationship~GOD forbid that you have a relationship and all your friends are still single! I personally don't think I am ready for a relationship nor want one right now but, if I dated someone and there were mutual feelings there then I would just go with the flow and let whatever happen, happen and I will continue to do that!

However, there is one exception to the above~let's see, we will call him "Midget" ~and that is ONLY because I met him the Thursday before Christmas! He is pretty sweet and fun to hang out with and not bad on the eyes either! His roommate is pretty cool too and he's single, ladies..................

So, my New Year's resolutions ~~~~STOP smoking, start back up at the gym, and to be more direct and upfront (like I have a problem with that now!), and stop analyzing EVERYTHING! We will see how that works! Lately, I have just been hanging out all over town with my new friend~Paula! She is a blast to hang out with! She and I are just alike in alot of different ways! It's cool! Anyway, kids are back home, school is back in session and I am back from my crazy "free time". It was nice and I can honestly say that I am thankful to be back on schedule with the boys! Last night was a blast, P, her kids, Horsey, her kids and me and D went to this little place that is very family oriented~it has huge big screens and on one was the Mavs and on another the Stars and the other one hadsome other basketball game on! It had the bar atmosphere but catered to families. The kids all loved the "Kid's Room" and all the games were free for the kids and it didn't have any cheesy games, they were the kind of games that you find at Main Event and places like that!

Oh yeah, talked to the prick~Kev. Asked him if he was ever gonna get this "collateral" back from me and he said that he just went ahead and paid for it! What a dumb ass, he could have paid me the money he owed me which was 3 times less what he ended up paying for this damn thing! Oh well, goes to show that some guys just have too much pride! I think he is just a dumb ass and BTW~Kevin, YOU were the first to be deleted!

Got fired from my part time job before Christmas, they said something about me complaining about all the hours! Oh well, can you see the tear coming out of my eye?!?!?!? BTW~I going to see my girl, Tiff, up in Cincinasty in February and it has been about a year since I last saw here so, I excited about that, not excited about the flight but, that is what Xanax is for! I'm trying to get "Midget" to go with me! Oh yeah, sorry for "stabbing" you and the hair incident!

going to soak in a big ol' bubblebath..............................